© by Cupideros, June 27, 2026, 8:31a.m.

Screw the Lesbian Bectale Writing Test; now there is the Butler Writing Test, and who knows what isolated-woke feminist agenda it is trying to achieve?

However, because women tend to be addicted to following social (herd) trends, Abyssarianism introduces the “Abyssarianism Writing Born-Three-Hole Women and Girls Tests” specifically for creating female characters in StoryTimes, fiction, stories, poems, or movies.

1. The woman wants to follow her natural biological urges and get married before she is 27 years of age. She prioritizes raising a family of at least two children, preferably three, over her career.
2. The woman wants to have conversations with her girlfriends about not falling into a “hoe phase” and how to preserve herself for the right man. That conversation consists of the statement that men and women are not biologically the same because women have a shorter fertility timeline.
3. The female character initiates the first few obviously noticeable steps to pursue a romantic relationship with a man. “Man” is defined as being within the available height, physique, and income level in the male population and excluding the 1% of the male population with demonic 666 measurements: 6-foot height, 6-pack abs, and 6-figure income bracket. He can also have a blue-collar or regular job.
4. She is learning talking and rhetoric skills to communicate with a man about any topic except scheming and divorce, and the man must prioritize her “moma” or “wife” needs first in all male-female relationships.
5. Female characters resolve their issues by utilizing skills that women naturally possess, rather than relying on extraordinary physical abilities, such as throwing a 240 lb man across the room while weighing 110 lb and wearing heels. Exceptions would apply only if the woman is a superhero, demon, or alien.